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Super Mario JokesThe Mario Brothers franchise has always had a hint of tounge and cheek behavior in it. It’s inoffensive, light and fun feel naturally lends itself to some funny Mario Jokes! Here is a small collection of Nintendo and Super Mario related Jokes for your enjoyment! Thanks to Trevor for submitting 2 of these jokes! Warning: Jokes may or may not be funny. Mario Mayhem in no way guarantees you will laugh at these jokes!
What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Answer (show/hide)
Why did Mario go to Luigi's Mansion? Answer (show/hide)
Because he heard there was a pack of boos (booze) there.
What did Mario use to talk to the boos? Answer (show/hide)
A LuWIGI Board
There are reports that below is a broken link. Answer (show/hide)
Why did Mario get a goldfish as a pet? Answer (show/hide)
Because they were so cheep-cheep.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms at parties? Answer (show/hide)
Because he's such a fungi (fun guy).
Why is Bowser so mean? Answer (show/hide)
Because he koopas (coupes up) his feelings.
What is Mario's favourite play? Answer (show/hide)
Mamma Mia!
Why did Mario cross the road? Answer (show/hide)
Because he couldn't find the warp zone!
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