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Stupid Joke thread
post your stupid jokes


Q. What do elephants have that no other animal in the world has?

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02-16-2009 03:54 PM
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RE: Stupid Joke thread
The Name Elephant........I Dunno

umm.......jokes.......hmmm.......One day three guys were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.

They got out and looked around at their surroundings.

Finally, the first guy says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."

The other two guys say, "Why?".

"So we can eat of course." says the first guy.

Once the first guy comes back the second guy says, "I'm going to go get some water".

"Why" asked the other two.

"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".

Once the second guy gets back the third guy goes and tears off the car door.

"Whats that for?" asked the other two.

" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."
02-16-2009 03:59 PM
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LOL @ Irish's joke Smile

Q. What do elephants have that no other animal in the world has?
A. Baby Elephants

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02-16-2009 04:01 PM
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lol........I knew it was something obvious.......nice work
02-16-2009 04:02 PM
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lol, ty.

Q. What do you get if you put a family of ducks in a box

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02-16-2009 04:06 PM
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a box of ducks?????
02-16-2009 04:11 PM
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close enough lol..

A. A box of quackers

Q.How do you have two coin's that equal 15c but one isn't a 5c piece?

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02-16-2009 04:23 PM
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Uh...Um...*brain explodes* X.x

"Pardon me, lady", said the man trying to get back to his seat in the darkened movie theater, "but did I step on your toes a few minutes ago?"
"You certainly did!!", said the woman in the aisle seat.
"Good, then I'm in the right row!" the man said as he went back to his seat.


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"No one will love me; I'm all alo..."

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02-17-2009 01:51 AM
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Shadow: a 10c and a 5c; the 10c coin isn't a 5c coin TongueTongueTongue

BD: A Forum. What else?

I make up a Stupid joke just about every day.

How much timber would a wood thrower throw if a wood thrower could throw timber.

I'm beginning to think Timby's name has something to do with wood.
Timby... Timber...

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02-17-2009 03:17 PM
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hmmmmm......wasn't kirby obsessed with this joke for ages........im not gonna say the answer coz i know it already
02-17-2009 04:25 PM
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