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Really Corny Jokes
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Nivlac Offline
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Really Corny Jokes
Post some really Corny Jokes here.
Here's one:

There are three types of people in this world;
1. Those who can count
2. And those who can't

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01-22-2009 01:36 PM
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RE: Really Corny Jokes
Lol!

I have one good one ,

One day , Stupid , Dork and NoOne were walking around in the park when suddenly NoOne fell into a Hole , then Stupid went to ask the police for help

Stupid : Police!!! NoOne fell into a Hole and Dork isnt helping him!!!
Police : Are you stupid!?!?!?
Stupid : Yes good to met you

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01-22-2009 01:58 PM
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RE: Really Corny Jokes
Q. what travels all the way around the world without ever leaving its corner?

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01-22-2009 06:40 PM
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RE: Really Corny Jokes
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

Lol I love this joke........and it isnt even that funny
01-22-2009 09:27 PM
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RE: Really Corny Jokes
Shadow Wrote:Q. what travels all the way around the world without ever leaving its corner?

I'm stumped, what?

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01-23-2009 07:23 AM
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RE: Really Corny Jokes
Lol funny Irish. And Shadow... It that a fence or something? I dunno. Once you say the answer I'm sure to go "Ooooooohhh that's right" but I can't think of it now.

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01-23-2009 07:41 AM
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RE: Really Corny Jokes
hey shadow. I know it I know it I know it
a postage stamp Smile
it stays in the corner of the envelope and gets posted around the world...(sometimes)...

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01-23-2009 08:57 AM
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RE: Really Corny Jokes
Shadow Wrote:Q. what travels all the way around the world without ever leaving its corner?

Go go Christmas jokes Wink

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01-23-2009 01:28 PM
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What Timby? I think I'm missing out on something.

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01-23-2009 05:40 PM
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RE: Really Corny Jokes
Yeah Me too??????Do you want Some Christmas Jokes???

We Can Find Some If you do?????
01-23-2009 05:58 PM
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