Aight guys, here's the rules:

Make up a word. It doesn't even have to make sense (just avoid jumbles of letters :I). Just make up a word and describe it the best way you can. That means add situations you'd use it in, what it means, and how it's pronounced. Bonus points for those who add more.

Basic example:

Diomonds

When you'd use it: When you are talking about diamonds, but like, diamonds that are way better than other diamonds because Diomonds are way more metal than regular diamonds.

What it means: Diamonds that are way more cooler than regular diamonds.

How it's pronounced: dee-o-monds

Pingoution (n)
pin-go-shin
1. The act of throwing one of Charles Dicken's books at an arctic animal. 2. A second explanation.