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Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
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ToadsEgg Offline
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Posts: 955
Joined: Jul 2010
Reputation: 9

Post: #6
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.

[spoiler=1337 4774CK!]
User: Hey, you smell like crap.

Cleverbot: No, actually I don't. I smell of Waffle House.

User: You said the exact same thing when I told you that you smelled of Pikachu.

Cleverbot: I never called you evil.

User: 1337 4774CK!!

Cleverbot: Don't pull that internet lingo on me right now.

User: N0 w41, n00bf4c3.

Cleverbot: Don't call me a noob. I haven't said anything mean to you.

User: Y0u'r3 just s7up1d. 7h47's why 1 c4ll3d y0u 4 n00b.

Cleverbot: Come ti chiami?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I think I said something wrong...

User: 0f c0urs3 y0u d1d.

Cleverbot: Y3s.

User: N0.

Cleverbot: But that's what you just said!

User: 0h, r1gh7. W417, why 4m 1 4gr331ng w1th y0u 4nyw4y?

Cleverbot: To make you better.

Cleverbot: Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.

EDIT: For those who are not fluent in 1337sp34k, 0=O, 1=I, 3=E, 4=A, 7=T.

[spoiler=New Conv.]
Cleverbot: Do you know what this site is all about?

User: No. What?

Cleverbot: That'd be telling.

User: So? I can keep a secret!

Cleverbot: Where can you keep it?

User: In my filecabinet.

Cleverbot: I can't manage my basic life.

User: What is this site aboutz//.

Cleverbot: You.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: 0_o.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Bravissssisisisiisisisisisisisiisma.


Cleverbot: Milline?

User: Poopman.

Cleverbot: Can you kill some people for me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Well, I have one exception.

Cleverbot: I'm not asking you about your heart. How are you?

User: Ok, is the person you want me to kill Sonic the Hedgehog?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then no deal.

Cleverbot: Okay. Deal.

User: So you want me to kill Sonic now?

Cleverbot: I wish to leave. But answer this : what have you learnt?

User: Nothing. At least from you. *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Ok, the mission of today ends.

~ Immature since 2010 ~
(This post was last modified: 05-02-2011 08:33 AM by ToadsEgg.)
05-02-2011 08:13 AM
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Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - ToadsEgg - 04-29-2011, 11:47 AM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - ToadsEgg - 04-30-2011, 09:04 AM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - ToadsEgg - 05-02-2011 08:13 AM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - Blaziken - 05-03-2011, 06:17 AM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - ToadsEgg - 05-09-2011, 06:32 AM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - ToadsEgg - 05-11-2011, 01:49 PM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - 8Bit - 06-25-2011, 07:52 PM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - ToadsEgg - 06-26-2011, 09:11 AM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - 8Bit - 07-30-2011, 10:31 AM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - ToadsEgg - 01-30-2013, 03:04 PM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - 8Bit - 02-28-2013, 02:53 PM
RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - Neko - 04-12-2013, 04:44 AM

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