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Timby Offline
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Just an update to this guys! The Mario Jokes page has been created!
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08-19-2010 02:18 PM
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Yay! P.S. Off-topic, Timby I sent you some Fan art by e-mail If you haven't seen it yet.
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08-19-2010 02:37 PM
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RE: Mario Jokes?
My attempts, break out the drumset!

Quote:Why did Mario get a goldfish as a pet?
[spoiler]Because they were so cheep-cheep.[/spoiler]
Quote:Why does Mario eat mushrooms at parties?
[spoiler]Because he's such a fungi (fun guy).[/spoiler]
Quote:Why is Bowser so mean?
[spoiler]Because koopas (coupes up) his feelings inside of him.[/spoiler]
Quote:What is Mario's favourite play?
[spoiler]Mamma Mia![/spoiler]

I'm very sorry I subjected you to these. xD
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10-01-2010 09:04 AM
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LOL @ the goldfish one.
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Post: #15
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Hey, wouldn't this be in General Mario?
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10-08-2010 05:30 AM
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RE: Mario Jokes?
(10-01-2010 09:04 AM)Leafshroom Wrote:  My attempts, break out the drumset!

Quote:Why did Mario get a goldfish as a pet?
[spoiler]Because they were so cheep-cheep.[/spoiler]
Quote:Why does Mario eat mushrooms at parties?
[spoiler]Because he's such a fungi (fun guy).[/spoiler]
Quote:Why is Bowser so mean?
[spoiler]Because koopas (coupes up) his feelings inside of him.[/spoiler]
Quote:What is Mario's favourite play?
[spoiler]Mamma Mia![/spoiler]

I'm very sorry I subjected you to these. xD

These are awesome! Thanks heaps, I just added them to the website!
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Here is some I made up.

[Spoiler=Why does Mario always collect coins when going to save the princess from Bowser?]Because he wants to pay to get her back from him[/spoiler]
[Spoiler=Why does Luigi run faster than Mario?]Because he drinks a lot of Red Boo[Red Bull][/spoiler]
[spoiler=What did Toad dress up as for Halloween?]A Mushroom[/spoiler]
[spoiler=What is Mario's favorite melody?]Dun Dun Dun Du Dun Dun Du Dun Dun Dun...[Star Man Theme][/spoiler]
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RE: Mario Jokes?
Q: Mario! Why did you cross the road?
Mario's answer: Why cross it when I can travel the land through plains, deserts, oceans, THE ENTIRE GALAXY,the polar ice caps, and on some occasions to hell just to cross it?

If you have the slightest sense of how stupid Mario is (NOT the games, the character) than you will LOL at this.
-another day-

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