Author: jewsdid911 Post Date: Dec 28, 2015, 5:42 pm
Category: Mario Related
Mario was masturbating in public one faithful day when he saw some fine-ass women walk by. Mario, who was 42 and not a second older, quickly put his half-erect dick away as she approced the women walking-by.
"Hey bitch, want to fuck?" Mario asked like a sandnigger demanding stones in his sand for lunch.
The women, who smelt like the inside of piglet's ass, grabbed mario by his ground area and heard mario's pulse. The two decided to fuck one another on the park beanch until Princess Peach noticed something. Mario had a micropenis. Princess Peach bursted out laughing, pointing at Mario's buttondick before running away, continuously laughing.
MARIO WOULD KILL HIMSELF 13 HOURS LATER BY OD'ING. PRINCESS PEACH WOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO TOADSTOOL BEFORE REALISING THAT NAME WAS QUEER. SHE DIED AT AGE 85 IN PARIS, FRANCE.