*starts digging*

would you rather

eat this cheesecake of destroy this XBOX 360?

Eat this cheesecake(Microsoft and its systems may suck, but some of the best games are on 'em ).

Would you rather...

Spend 10 years in jail or spend 10 years as a slave?

10 years in jail so i dont have 2 be whipped.

Would you rather die in terribly on fire or die from 1000 stabbings?

Die in a fire, it'd be quicker.


Would you rather eat this rubarb(parts of it are poisonous), or eat this fugu(one of the most highly poisonous fish in the world)?

parts of it are poisonous? then I'll take my chances, rubarb.

would you rather
fall down a flight of stairs, or fall down a escalator that's moving up? :3

Fall down an escalator that's moving up, for teh lulz.



Would you rather spend Halloween trick-or-treating at a neighborhood that only gives ONE Skittle per house, or listen to the Barney theme song HEAVY METAL version 3.0 over and over until your brain melts?

eh I'll take the option of getting skittlez rather than having a brain meltdown

Install Portal or Team Fortress 2?

Team Fortress 2. I like my cakes real.



Eat a cookie or a piece of pie?

piee, what if teh cookie is all burnt?



fight sonic or ike in ssbb

No clue because I didn't understand that.





Spore or eropS (Get it?)