Haha, these are genius XD GENIUS I SAY!

Dear Yo_Yo_Cheese,
I don't really know how to tell you this,our affair is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg and I saw you at the mental hospital carve your initials into my illegitimate child in Ghana. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard and I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon.
Go milk a cow,
Black Scaly Thing with Wings </3

...LOLCOPTER...

Lol, awesome

Dear Link, I don't really know how to tell you this, I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it When I finally changed my underwear and I saw you At the mental Hospital, Carve your initials into my knee caps. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that your driving sucks. I'm retutning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your photo with the mustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Please don't hurt me,
Mr. L

lol, one more post Mr.L! Nice post btw!

U can do it Mr. L....nice work guys

c'mon Mr.L!!!!! and ROFL at all the notes

haha there great!

it's been awhile, heres a newbie


Dear Black Dragon,
I don't really know how to tell you this, I’m joining the Convent. I think I realized it When you spanked me and I saw you Outside of your office Drive over My corned beef hash. I'm sure you're Cowardly
enough to understand That you need a sex-change. I'm returning Your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep Your left ear
as a memory. You should also know that I Love your sweet, sweet ass,
You ruined my attempts at another world war.

With tears of sadness

Go milk a cow
Shadow

Gonna try this again .

Dear YoYoCheese,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our romance is over. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg and I saw you in your apartment sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're masochistic enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I will not tell the authorities you stole the whale from the backyard and your cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Greetings to your frog Leonard,
Black Dragon

hehe ^^ gogo BD