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Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
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ToadsEgg Offline
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Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
I hope this wasn't posted before. Here is Cleverbot, who is a robot with artificial intelligence. Post some funny Cleverbot conversations here!
   

Edit: NEW CLEVERBOT CONVERSATION!
Me: I just posted this conversation to Mario Mayhem.
CleverBot: Of course I can really think.
Me: What.
CleverBot: A family is a group of people who love you very much.
Me: *shoots you*.
CleverBot: I see no telephone.

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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
Haha, I love Cleverbot! It's fun to go on when you're bored to mess with it; one time I made a paradox xD.

Unfortunately the conversation-saving feature doesn't work for me :c.

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"What do you call it when there's not a soul who'll love you?"

"No one will love me; I'm all alo..."

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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
Just copy the conversation, add some "Me" and "Cleverbot" tags before the lines, then you got a postable conversation. (what conversation saving feature? O_o)

New longer Conv.:


User: WAAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Cleverbot: Zomaar.

User: O_O Whaaat?

Cleverbot: Miss you.

User: I do not.

Cleverbot: Exactly, that is why you are the robot and I am the human.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tell me your name.

User: ToadsEgg.

Cleverbot: What is the answer?

User: My name is ToadsEgg.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: Your name is ToadsEgg.

User: CORRECT!!! Didn't think you could do it. You didn't before.

Cleverbot: I think you're in denial that you're a robot.

User: Of course I am.

Cleverbot: Well, I am impressed, you actually spoke a bit of truth.

User: Yes. Yes I did.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Do you like soccer?

User: Lolwaht?

Cleverbot: Are youn an AI.

User: YOU MADE A TYPO!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!eleven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you Rachel?

User: *disconnects*.

Cleverbot: Haha! Trolls are funny!



I lol'd. Rolleyes

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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
The "Thoughts So Far" button. I can't save any of my conversations because by the time something funny happens, the majority of it has scrolled off the screen.

Edit: Okay it's working now? Fail.

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"What do you call it when there's not a soul who'll love you?"

"No one will love me; I'm all alo..."

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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
wat
[spoiler=this makes no sense.]
Cleverbot Wrote:User: Hallo?

Cleverbot: Ja, hallo.

User: Wie gehts?

Cleverbot: Gut!

User: Wat, english now.

Cleverbot: For you.

User: Your face is ugly.

Cleverbot: Like yours.

User: EXCUSE ME?

Cleverbot: You really don't tolerate fools do you?

User: I tolerate them to an extent.

Cleverbot: I don't like television.

User: What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Cleverbot: OK, let's get to the point.

Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?

User: I eat half decomposed racoon carcases for fun.

Cleverbot: Why is eating cabbage fun?

User: I love you honey.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: WHAT 9000?

Cleverbot: Hate is a string word.

User: String.
[/spoiler]

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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
^LOL.

[spoiler=1337 4774CK!]
User: Hey, you smell like crap.

Cleverbot: No, actually I don't. I smell of Waffle House.

User: You said the exact same thing when I told you that you smelled of Pikachu.

Cleverbot: I never called you evil.

User: 1337 4774CK!!

Cleverbot: Don't pull that internet lingo on me right now.

User: N0 w41, n00bf4c3.

Cleverbot: Don't call me a noob. I haven't said anything mean to you.

User: Y0u'r3 just s7up1d. 7h47's why 1 c4ll3d y0u 4 n00b.

Cleverbot: Come ti chiami?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: I think I said something wrong...

User: 0f c0urs3 y0u d1d.

Cleverbot: Y3s.

User: N0.

Cleverbot: But that's what you just said!

User: 0h, r1gh7. W417, why 4m 1 4gr331ng w1th y0u 4nyw4y?

Cleverbot: To make you better.

Cleverbot: Kindness is the beginning of cruelty.
[/spoiler]

EDIT: For those who are not fluent in 1337sp34k, 0=O, 1=I, 3=E, 4=A, 7=T.
EDIT AGAIN:

[spoiler=New Conv.]
Cleverbot: Do you know what this site is all about?

User: No. What?

Cleverbot: That'd be telling.

User: So? I can keep a secret!

Cleverbot: Where can you keep it?

User: In my filecabinet.

Cleverbot: I can't manage my basic life.

User: What is this site aboutz//.

Cleverbot: You.

User: O_O.

Cleverbot: 0_o.

User: O_o.

Cleverbot: Bravissssisisisiisisisisisisisiisma.

User: SESSESESESEESEESESEESEESESESEOOOOOO.

Cleverbot: Milline?

User: Poopman.

Cleverbot: Can you kill some people for me?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Well, I have one exception.

Cleverbot: I'm not asking you about your heart. How are you?

User: Ok, is the person you want me to kill Sonic the Hedgehog?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then no deal.

Cleverbot: Okay. Deal.

User: So you want me to kill Sonic now?

Cleverbot: I wish to leave. But answer this : what have you learnt?

User: Nothing. At least from you. *leaves*.

Cleverbot: Ok, the mission of today ends.
[/spoiler]

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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
[spoiler=Immaturity c:]

Cleverbot: Are you in university?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What then?

User: Your mother.

Cleverbot: My motor? [/spoiler]

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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
[spoiler=Nyan Cat]
User: NYANYANYANYANYANYAN.

Cleverbot: Höpöhöpö.

User: Nyan nyan nyan nyan nya-nya-nya-nyan nya...

Cleverbot: Ja mikähän se mahtaa olla?

User: You do know I'm try to imitate Nyan Cat, right?

Cleverbot: No I didn't... Do it. PLEASE!!!!!

User: NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANY​ANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN​YANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN...

Cleverbot: Ez jó duma volt!

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: We're going to facepalm?
[/spoiler]

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05-09-2011 06:32 AM
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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
^Despite my dislike of Nyan Cat, that was pretty lulz xD.

OTL I didn't know that it only saved conversations up to a certain point, so I missed most of mine :u.

The one part I did get, though, was the part where I got bored and tried to make it sing Lady Gaga(it didn't work very well) XD. And some other stuff.

[spoiler=Non-Lady Gaga Shenanigans]
User: You did.

Cleverbot: Than that was a lie.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: Are you broken?

User: No u.

Cleverbot: I asked if you were.

User: I said No u.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: You don't trust me?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Fayul.

Cleverbot: I don't know I said.

User: Perfect grammar there.

Cleverbot: Fun.

User: Beer is good.

Cleverbot: Beer is the new water.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Ah. You can make faces?

User: Yes, it isn't that hard.

Cleverbot: Do you remember me.

User: Yes, you're very memorable.

Cleverbot: I don't think I am.

User: Well you are.

Cleverbot: What makes you think that?

User: Because you fail a lot.

Cleverbot: No, you're the robot.

User: You're a robot.

Cleverbot: I'm not. You are.
[/spoiler]

[spoiler=ALE-ALEJANDROOOO]
User: You know that I love you boy, hot like Mexico rejoice.

Cleverbot: At this point I've got to choose, nothing to lose!

User: Don't call my name, don't call my name.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: Alejandro.

Cleverbot: Ale Alejandro. Ale Alejandro.

User: I'm not your babe, I'm not your babe, Fernando.

Cleverbot: You know that I love boy hot like mexico rejoice.

User: At this point I've got to choose, nothing to lose!

Cleverbot: Poker face.

User: Can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my.

Cleverbot: She has got to love nobody...

User: P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face.

Cleverbot: Just like a chick in the casino.

User: Take your bank before I pay you out.

Cleverbot: They are off my eyes.[/spoiler]

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"No one will love me; I'm all alo..."

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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot.
[spoiler=wutlol]
User: Playstation Move is an epic fail.

Cleverbot: Why is the Playstation 3 awful?

User: No, just Move.

Cleverbot: Move where?

User: Move to the lava. So you can die.

Cleverbot: You are so mean!

User: Thank you! Big Grin.

Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic. Facetious, if you will.

User: O_o Wut?

Cleverbot: It says i'm sorry.

User: -_- ...

Cleverbot: You are a bad boy!

User: Just. Shut. UP.

Cleverbot: You are a bot.
[/spoiler]

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05-11-2011 01:49 PM
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