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Mario Jokes?
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Update! Mario Jokes page can be found here: http://www.mariomayhem.com/fun/mario_jokes/index.php

Hey Guys,

I have been wanting to start a Mario jokes page for ages but I don't know any!

The only one I could find goes something like this:

Quote:What are Mario's overalls made of?

[spoiler=Answer]Denim denim denim denim[/spoiler]

I was hoping you all may know of some others? If I can gather 4 or 5 jokes I can make a new page Smile

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RE: Mario Jokes?
Good idea, Timby! Here's one:
ToadsEgg Wrote:Why is Smilie_v2_Bowser so big? [spoiler=Answer]He got it from his dad.[/spoiler]
It was my best. Tongue

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08-09-2010 04:31 AM
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RE: Mario Jokes?
yeah, the only good one I've heard is that denim one, sadly, no one at school who picks on me ever has any clever jokes to use XD

I reckon a jokes page would be really awesome, though... maybe we could brainstorm some here? we've got some pretty good comedians on the forum Big Grin

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I've never heard any Mario jokes, and it might be hard to think of some jokes, but we could all try to think of some, one idea could lead to another!

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(08-09-2010 04:28 PM)Biolizard13 Wrote:  I've never heard any Mario jokes, and it might be hard to think of some jokes, but we could all try to think of some, one idea could lead to another!

HUZZAH!

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I feel dumb. I don't get the denim joke Sad.


But lol, sounds fun. Unfortunately I'm not that good at stand-up comedy. If I come up with something I'll be sure to post it though xD.

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(08-10-2010 08:41 AM)Black Dragon Wrote:  I feel dumb. I don't get the denim joke Sad.


But lol, sounds fun. Unfortunately I'm not that good at stand-up comedy. If I come up with something I'll be sure to post it though xD.

the 'denim' bit is asposed to be to the tune of the underworld theme, doesn't really work in text...

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RE: Mario Jokes?
Why does Peach only give a half-arsed peck on the cheek to Mario when he saves her?

[spoiler=answer]She likes Bowser better, that's why she always lets herself get captured. DERP.[/spoiler]

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RE: Mario Jokes?
Sometimes Peach kills Mario with a machine gun (in lol videos too)
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