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My healthcare plan
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Metal Man Offline
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My healthcare plan
As you may or may not know, healthcare is a serious issue. But no fear, your good buddy Metal Man has the perfect solution:
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That's right! I'll take care of all of you when you're sick or hurt.

However, one man can't do this all by himself. I have an assisstant:
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His methods are unorthodox, but he gets the job done. Yes, he is fully accredited.

Top quality care at a reasonable price! Big Grin

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(This post was last modified: 09-10-2009 03:57 AM by Metal Man.)
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RE: My healthcare plan
yeah my lower back has been hurting for a while now,
also I often get a limp for unknown reasons, any advice Dr. Metalman?
09-12-2009 11:28 AM
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RE: My healthcare plan
Lol Bowser Jr as "a evil" surgeon.

I think I had a bad mushroom. Help me? Tongue

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09-12-2009 11:39 AM
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RE: My healthcare plan
I think Jesus came down and mauled me. I still have a black eye, any help?

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09-12-2009 12:05 PM
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RE: My healthcare plan
(09-12-2009 11:28 AM)Mr. L Wrote:  yeah my lower back has been hurting for a while now,
also I often get a limp for unknown reasons, any advice Dr. Metalman?
Muscle spasms in the back. As for the limp, you probably tore an ACL. Stay off your feet for a while, keep a heating pad on your back, and take whatever pain reliever you choose. Tylenol, Advil, whatever.

(09-12-2009 11:39 AM)Nivlac Wrote:  I think I had a bad mushroom. Help me? Tongue
I suggest prune juice. It will flush your system, eliminating the bad mushroom in your system. It'll make you crap like there's no tomorrow, but it's the best way.
Bowser Jr. Wrote:Remember to only eat the red or green mushrooms. Avoid the purple ones. Ya know, the ones with skulls on them?Paint
Thanks. Remember, he only looks evil/crazy. Wink

(09-12-2009 12:05 PM)MasterMario4848 Wrote:  I think Jesus came down and mauled me. I still have a black eye, any help?
Ice for the balck eye. As for Jesus-related injuries, that's out of my field. Go see a local Pastor or Minister.

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RE: My healthcare plan
I wanna kill my brother, you got any weapons for me?

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09-13-2009 01:26 PM
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(09-13-2009 01:26 PM)MasterMario4848 Wrote:  I wanna kill my brother, you got any weapons for me?
Only one:
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Send him to me when you're done, so I can make money. Tongue

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09-13-2009 01:29 PM
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*Finishes mount over computer and returns blades*
Ok how much will that be?

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