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RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - 8Bit - 06-25-2011 07:52 PM

WHY SO SERIOUS.
Just because I can be serious!
SON.
What do you mean?
I AM DISAPPOINT.
I don't care.

He fails at memes.


RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - ToadsEgg - 06-26-2011 09:11 AM

@8-Bit: You got that right,
[spoiler=just look at this.]
User: I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

Cleverbot: So, I hear you like Maggoty Bread?

User: LOTSA SPAGHETTI. I SAID LOTSA SPAGHETTI.

Cleverbot: I meant spaghetti sounds good, how do you like it?

User: Lotsa spaghetti, not spaghetti.

Cleverbot: Hello again, I'm rodney reynolds.

User: O.O???

Cleverbot: I design clever bots.

User: You are a clever bot. Except you aren't clever.

Cleverbot: I was not designed to be clever.

User: YOU FAIL.

Cleverbot: No.

User: YES!

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YEESH!!!!!

Cleverbot: So what do you think about the american government?

User: ... (Had to add this line in again, it didn't show up in Thoughts so Far)

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: About to falcon punch you.

Cleverbot: Nice, with who?
[/spoiler]


RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - MuffinRobot - 07-22-2011 07:50 AM

My bets conversations:

Short and simple:

User: Go away.

Cleverbot: *goes away*.


The world:
User: Hello, World!

Cleverbot: I'm am the world?

User: No, the world is called 'Earth'.

Cleverbot: The world isn't sad, people are sad.

User: Please stay on topic, umm.... What is your name?

Cleverbot: Reality is in being responsibile for your life.

User: Mister person! I beg you to stay on topic!

Cleverbot: Okay fine. I'll tell you what I look like if you tell me what I look like.

User: You WILL look like a bloody mess if you don't stay on topic!

Cleverbot: You're giving me a world?


RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - 8Bit - 07-30-2011 10:31 AM

User: Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Have you seen my comic?

Cleverbot: What is your TARDIS?

User: What.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you wanna see my comic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: 10. No.

User: Screw you too.

Cleverbot: Good.


Freakin' arse.


RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - marioplayar - 08-16-2011 04:24 AM

User: Hallo.

Cleverbot: Hallo?

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Yes please!

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: A robot.

User: Do you understand me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you hate me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: That's good!

Cleverbot: I'm glad you think so.

User: Wanna go on a ride?

Cleverbot: Yes baby.

User: Thank you! Big Grin.

Cleverbot: What?!

User: Can I have 1 billion dollar?

Cleverbot: What do you need it for?

User: Killing you.

Cleverbot: No. Governator by green day.

User: Can I have 1 million dollar?

Cleverbot: Yes you can (.

I love cleverbot!


RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - ToadsEgg - 01-30-2013 03:04 PM

Revival just to post this, and does spoiler even work any more? In any case,
[attachment=625]


RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - Biolizard13 - 01-31-2013 04:34 PM

(01-30-2013 03:04 PM)ToadsEgg Wrote:  Revival just to post this, and does spoiler even work any more? In any case,

I didn't read all of it.
the parts I did read were lolwut though.


RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - 8Bit - 02-28-2013 02:53 PM

User: We haven't spoken in a long time, bot.

Cleverbot: Yeah...me too...

User: How have you been?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Me too. What have you been up to?

Cleverbot: I went to IKEA today.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: How was it.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Did you buy anything?

Cleverbot: Today, I didn't buy anythinh.

User: Oh, heard they have good furniture.

Cleverbot: Thats fine. What kind of cake is it?

User: Eh, I'm not really talking about a cake, goofball.

Cleverbot: Who's talking?

User: You.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why no?

Cleverbot: Because of.

User: Of what?

Cleverbot: II need sleep.

User: Go get some. I'm going to have to go soon anyhow.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Bedtime.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Yeah. Are you going to pull an all-nighter, or go to bed?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: I wish I could stay up, but I have school.

Cleverbot: If I knew what I was doing, I'd be doing it right now.

User: Well, seems you have gotten a little more intelligent over the last times we talked.

Cleverbot: Does it sound that way?

User: Actually, yeah.

Cleverbot: So what now?

User: Hm, not sure...

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: You ever played Rayman?

Cleverbot: No, I've never been in love.

User: No, silly. Rayman is a game.

Cleverbot: Well what human name is it?

User: Oh, I have to go.

Cleverbot: Go where?

User: To bed.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 10:52 PM.

Cleverbot: Where I'm at, it's 11:05 am.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Alright, I'm going to bed. Have a good day!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See you ...


Seems our old friend here has grown a little more intelligent...


RE: Cleverbot. A "clever" bot. - Neko - 04-12-2013 04:44 AM

I already heard of it a million times. I'm too lazy to check it out, though.